As all megalomaniacs with ambitions of world domination know, minions are a absolute necessity if you hope to get anything done.
That doesn't mean you want to look at them as this might engender feelings of compassion or even sympathy.
This handy hessian hood, c/w individual identification number, is the perfect way of depersonalising the loathsome little creatures.
(Also available in children's sizes).
|Minion Hood (OSM Ind. Product Ref: 0002)|
(You disgusting pervert!)