Camping Out.

We have no central heating in the flat, our only heating is supplied by a multi-fuel burner in the main room.
The temperature outside is -5 C.
The temperature in our bedroom is 2 C.
We've decided to "camp out" in front of the burner tonight:

I had to rootle about in the eves of the attic to find our inflatable mattress and, under a fair division of labour agreement, Linda did the inflating whilst watching Coronation Street (demonstrating that innate ability to multi-task women keep banging on about).
I, armed with the T.V. remote control and BBC iPlayer, am doomed not to get a wink of sleep tonight.