4 Weeks After 3 Heavy Old Whacks An Invitation Appears.

Dear Mr. SpaceMan,

Following your referral to be seen in Neurology, I am writing to invite you to telephone our Appointments Office as soon as possible to agree a convenient appointment date for your appointment with one of their team.

please telephone 1xxxx 4xxxxx between 8.30 and 6.00 pm, Monday to Thursday, 8.30 am to 5.00 pm Friday, or you can email on "wxx-xx.XxXXXxxxx.nhs.net".
to arrange an appointment, when telephoning please quote the hospital number shown at the top of this letter.

In order for us to offer you the earliest appointment available, we may ask you to attend an appointment at any of our hospital sites.

If you do not contact us within 2 weeks from the date of this letter we will assume that you no longer require an appointment and will inform the person who referred you that you have not contacted us to make an appointment.

Yours sincerely

(unsigned)

Appointments Officer, Neurology

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The day appointed is the 15th of December.