Built into the head of a Pang Hill orphan, nourished by a bottle of Dr. Gillespie's Vital Nerve Tonic and standing on a Von Secker plinth the 'Hooting Yard Parp-O-Phone' provides hours of Hooting Yard style entertainment read by the genial Mr. Frank Key...
Very soon everyone will have the opportunity to bid for this item the proceeds of which will go to the fund for out-of-print pamphleteers.
Watch the Hooting Yard site for further details...
P.S. It should be noted that this piece has nothing in the slightest, infinitesimal way at all to do with 'Steam Punk'...
4 comments:
Could the eyes be made to flash? That would be more realistic, right?
I agree...
Just let me have the schematics detailing how this might be achieved and I'll crack on...
This ungrateful orphan is lucky that it's eyes were retained but, after all, I'm not a monster...
O.S.M.
Now YOU can own a micro-miniaturized version of the Giant Electronic Franking Machines used in industry!
Ho, ho, 'Frank-ing'...
I get it..
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