Invasion of the Half-Naked Tattooed Lobster People

I've noticed the sun has been shining quite brightly for the last few days.
I decided to have a walk down to the beach.
The beach here in Felpham is cobbled which, being a Northern person, makes me feel right at home.
To my astonishment I find the beach is strewn with half-naked tattooed lobster people:

I think they get washed in on the tide.