Lavatory Library....

I know this only happens because I allow it to happen but certain books seem to gravitate toward the lavatory...
It's a way of assuring that they are never read again...
Here's a list:

1. The Little Book of Farting
2. Far Out (101 Strange Tales From Science's Outer Edge)
3. The Ultimate Pub Trivia Quiz
4. Crap Towns I
5. Crap Towns II
6. The Big Book of Bodily Functions
7. The Art Book
8. Coleman Balls 5
9. Naughty Wit
10. A Surprisingly Soothing Book of Harmony
11. The Time Waster Letters
12. The Nation's Favourite Poems
13. Boring Postcards
14. Dugouts
15. Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down
16. The Mammoth Book of Jokes
17. Shott's Original Miscellany
18. The Enthusiast Almanack
19. Shott's Almanack 2006
20. Shott's Almanack 2008
21. 1001 Country DIY Hints

I'd scoop them all up and put them in one of the many charity bags we get through the letter box each week (except for Boring Postcards) but Christmas is coming and the space would just fill up again...
Ho hum...