Saturday 30 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 334

St. Cats.

Friday 29 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 333

Horsham.

Thursday 28 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 332

North Heath.

Wednesday 27 November 2013

Last Week I Couldn't Spell 'Service Contract Manager'. Now I Are One!

Life is a curios and bewildering goings on, well mine is.
Towards the end of October, pre-holiday, I received a phone call from Mr. B. Would I like a cleaning job, 30 hour week contract? This call came as a 3 year project crashed into the barriers so, on my return from holiday, with my bank account empty, I said yes.
I rang my prospective employers to enquire about a position with the company. The call went surprisingly well. Almost as the handset hit the cradle a van drew up outside and in a whirlwind interviewing and form filling I found myself being taken to Crawley, given a uniform, a mobile phone, a van, a hearty handshake, and sent off to do 2 hours steam cleaning.
What joy, what rapture.
Since then I've had some never less than interesting cleaning experiences. I'd go into them, but if you're not into cleaning things like I'm into cleaning things it may seem dull.
However,
The company's strap-line is 'Cleaning with a conscience'. Which basically means having to use 'environmentally sound' cleaning products. All well and good, but...
NO BLEACH!!
FML it's hard work. As for the 30 hour week, no.
Including journey time to Crawley, something close to 15 hours per day.
I love it.
Two weeks ago, whilst vacuuming somewhere in Crawley, I received a call from a company director. Now what with the vacuum running, a slightly blocked ear, my tinnitus, and my unfortunate habit of saying 'yes' to anything I found I'd accepted the post of Contract Service Manager for a college in a nearby town.
I am to take over from the current encumbant whilst he has a hip replaced.
The college has sites across a 35 mile area, cleaned on a daily basis by a team of around 40 people, which I'm going to be responsible for.
This is going to be fun...

On A Plate 2013: 331

St. Cats.

Tuesday 26 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 330

Chichester.

Monday 25 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 329

Horsham.

Sunday 24 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 328

St. Cats.

Saturday 23 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 327

Bognor Regis.

Wukulele's Leo Sayer Flash-Mob (updated)

Leo Sayer (international pop singing sensation) visited Worthing's Assembly Rooms to lay down a few grooves.
The Wukulele Hardcore Sextet couldn't let this land-mark event go ignored.

Check out Worthing's Mayor with the moves like Rob Ford.

Update:

For a more coherent & insightful description of what went on follow this link to Ivy Arch's
posting here: The Wukulele Show Must Go On

 

Friday 22 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 326

Worthing.

Thursday 21 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 325

Crawley.

Wednesday 20 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 324

Crawley.

Tuesday 19 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 323

Crawley.

Monday 18 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 322

Felpham.

Sunday 17 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 321

St. Cats.

Saturday 16 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 320

St. Cat's.

Friday 15 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 319

Crawley.



Thursday 14 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 318

Crawley.

Wednesday 13 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 317

Crawley.

Tuesday 12 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 316

Pound Hill.

Monday 11 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 315

Ford.

Sunday 10 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 314

Littlehampton.

Saturday 9 November 2013

On A Plate 2013: 313

St. Cats.

Is This Irony Then?

Linda is allergic to penicillin.
If she were to be given penicillin the consequences could be quite unpleasant for her.

In order that the possibility of inadvertently been given penicillin might be avoided, Linda ordered a chunky bracelet that warns against administering the ubiquitous antibiotic.

Guess what?
Linda's allergic to the bracelet.

(snap taken just as the right-cross, thrown to stop my laughing, failed to connect with my chin and glanced off the iPad.)

Friday 8 November 2013

Crawley Today!

In the rain!

On A Plate 2013: 312

Felpham.