Monday 25 July 2011

Hooting Yard News.

Rejoice all ye!
Rejoice you swans and pigs and cows and badgers!
The new Hooting Yard book is available NOW!


Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke  will surely become this summer's mega bonkbustin' Richard and Judy airport departure lounge beach poolside sex and shopping chic-lit book club must have an' no mistake.
Just look at the cover!
How can you not have this work of genius in your life?

Stop Press:
As I typed the word 'airport' I heard our immaculately turned out Polish postman snap a twangy red rubber band and negotiate the tricky procedure that allows access to our domestic pneumatic mail chute in order to deliver not one but two Hooting Yard Lapel Accoutrements.
(Sadly, on leaving the outer portal, he fell in the moat.)

Today my world is a better place thanks to Hooting Yard!

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